Eldarya Is Being Released In ENGLISH!

Mark your calendars for September 12, 2016! Eldarya will be available in English, and you can reserve your username NOW!

“Why is this important? I don’t care.” – a lot of people, probably.

It’s important because your sprite will need a good name during the dialogues. Unless you want the objects of your affection leaning in and whispering, “I’ve always loved you, XxStarrxChildxX9…” You should take this time to reserve your current username, or come up with something a little less…jumbly.

You all know my prejudice against names with numbers and x’s in them. Can’t stand it. (Personally.) So, if you feel the same, now is the time to pre-register and get the username of your dreams!

If, however, you don’t give a shiznit about what your sprite is called, by all means, disregard this blog post and enjoy the rest of your day!


<3 Pretty

Summer Boutique 2016 Haul


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/pokes head around corner
-6 confidence

/sees angry mob
+8 fear

/doesn’t flee
+2 confidence

So, it’s been a wild year, and there is literally zero excuse for my behavior except that I had a baby! Woop! While that was a bit deal, I won’t bore you with crazy details except to say that he is incredibly adorable and I can’t believe that I made a real, live person with my body. Wat.

On to the haul! I just posted this on my Tumblr and thought…what the hell! Let’s put it up on the blog and see what happens. There can’t be /that/ many angry pitchfork-wielders, right? Continue reading

The Candy Weekly is Searching for New Members!


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Maybe you sit at home all day (impatiently) waiting for episode 25 to be created. Maybe you sit at home and eat an entire bag of doritos. I don’t know, I don’t really judge.

Well, in the forums, there is a magazine called The Candy Weekly. Only recently, it hasn’t been so “weekly” as much as “holiday.” Which is fine in my book because they put a TON of creativity and effort into each issue, and they are really fun to read.

But it’s clear that they need more girl-power! A few members have become unresponsive, and one deleted her account. Sad.

Check out this thread for the positions available. It went up last week, but only two Candies have applied. Who knows, maybe you have a hidden talent?

The Candy Weekly: http://www.mycandylove.com/forum/t54286,1-the-candy-weekly.htm

The Application Thread: http://www.mycandylove.com/forum/t64364,1-candy-weekly-in-search-of-new-members.htm

Even if you don’t think this kind of project is up your alley, at least check out the current issues of this super cute user-run newspaper? magazine? …flyer?

I’m not sure how to categorize it…BUT CHECK IT OUT! What do ya’ll think of it?

3 Million Candies!


So what we have here is a PERMANENT feature to the site since reaching 3 million players. Sweet.

If you follow the link after clicking the magical cupcake prisoner, you will see 631 recolored items.

That’s a lot of useless items *cough*easterbunnyhats*cough* but ALSO THERE ARE SOME PRETTY GREAT ONES!!

😀 What did you get?! I got some mismatched stockings to add to my other 3 that I got from Christmas…yaaay…


This means that at any moment, you have the chance of a flying cupcake loading. Forever. For the rest of MCL. Forever.

They can appear randomly on any page of the site.
Refreshing the page will not make the cupcakes appear more often.

Has anyone gotten one besides the initial gift cupcake? Do I need to scroll up and down EVERY page when I refresh? Does it fly in a certain pattern? These are the important questions.

My Candy Love Episode 24: Castiel Walkthrough


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😀 I’m back! WordPress has eaten my Episode 23, so…I will find time before Episode 25 to complete that (again)… BEFORE I start, I’d like to point you all in the direction of my new side-project! It’s a viral content site that I’m working on with a buddy, and hopefully with your support, you can help me to finally have a job here in Mexico! Working from home? Yes, please! It’s pretty difficult to do it alone, so if you have any videos you think I should post, SEND them to me at prettyideal@live.com because I need help😦 That’s the reason this Episode took so long to make – I spend most of my time trying to find cute/funny videos to write about. Anyway.


GO THERE PLEASE and support me:) Like it on facebook and share it!!😀 The more people who see it, the more chance I have of making it into an actual job!!


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Valentine’s 2015!!


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They are going to change the rules on Monday. You have all been heard :3 They acknowledged that the rules for this event were way too difficult and are going to take the weekend to decide how best to prepare.*********


I’ve had these for a while now, but since I released the Christmas outfit early and got backhanded by Beemoov, I decided to play it safe and hold them until they dropped on AS.

Even though I am super angry at this event for excluding a HUGE chunk of players, I will explain why the event is the way it is.

1.) It’s “VALENTINE’S DAY” and rewarding players who have been loyal to ONE guy from the beginning to the end.

2.) It’s rewarding VETERAN players for being with the game so long, and replaying episodes over and over to even HAVE all of these illustrations.

3.) It’s a BONUS, on top of the new “crush” feature.













The scepter lights up, and they are planning to add animation to Auntie’s wings :3 I’m excited about that.


I’m not sure what’s going on with the twin’s wigs. Pigtails? Whaat? AND ARMIN THERE IS NO FLOOD, YOU CAN PULL YOUR PANTS LOWER GEEZ.

100% HONESTY, Nathaniel’s cosplay looks the best out of all of them. It’s flattering on her figure, and that wig. That wig is gorgeous.

Now that it will be easier for everyone to participate, I hope that everyone has a chance to buy the items they want most!!


That said, I think it’s bull. So many NEW players are still working their ways throughepisodes and are, say, stuck in the never-ending-loop that is Episode 9: The Beach Disaster, or still on Episode 18 because they missed the illustration and are trying again, or…the list goes on.

If you look at the forums, it is a riot at the moment. A lot of newer players are feeling excluded. The older players who are telling them to “shut up be grateful you can’t have an opinion because you’re not mature enough” really got on my nerves, but I’ve long since stopped posting on the forums so after a bit of that, I just gave up.

I have been playing MCL since August of 2012. I only have 55 illustrations right now. I received the Castiel cosplay, but no others since my illustrations with the other boys were hella random.

I was planning to spin this into a bunch of funny comments about the outfits (hello mullet kentin) but I’m too upset😦

I’m BACK?! About Episode 23…(and 24)

The glorious masters of WordPress (took over a week to reply to my inqueries) have spoken!

Your site was flagged by our automated anti-spam controls, but we have reviewed your site and have removed the suspension notice.

My my my. Thanks. Since this “automated” disaster happened conveniently right when I was publishing Episode 23, it’s gone. As are several other posts. This whole debacle really pressed my buttons, and I’m thinking of moving to tumblr anyway because I don’t want their “automated” robocop to shut the site down again/lose several posts/cause chaos/flood my inbox/etc.

This is my tumblr:


Go there and follow me because yes. I’m still working out how to navigate the site/make it a functional thing, but overall I don’t foresee any more of this madness.

So it’s back to the drawing board for episode 23, but I may end up making Episode 24’s first. Oh goodness do I have comments…




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Oh, you’re already sitting probably.

LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT MY HOMIE GALAVANT. First, thank you, ABC, for putting this show in Once Upon A Time’s time slot. It’s like you thought to yourself, “who would sit down willingly to watch men in tights sing musical-style comedy and then sit down again at the same time next week to watch more of it.” WE WOULD THAT’S WHO. Marketing geniuses.

I’ve been watching this show for a whole 6 minutes and I already have so many things to say.

First, the opening sequence sold me so hard. This old man with missing teeth sings about balls.

"We don't care about breaking those fourth walls!"

“We don’t care about breaking those fourth walls!”

And these jovial children sing about disembowelment.

"I'm seven and I have a sword!"

“I’m seven and I have a sword!”

And this glorious, blatant description of boobies.

"Mommy, what's a...'cleavage?'"

“Mommy, what’s a…’cleavage?'”

I can feel the gasps already. But hold on. Not only are they unusually crass for a Sunday night slot on ABC, there’s implied sex. And a lot of it.

So many implied things.

So many implied things.

And I was like, “well, this is really interesting, but you don’t have all of my attention yet.”


"How did they shoot this scene without bursting in laughter every 2 seconds..." "Hey, Tim, can you, I don't know, give me more of a "lust" and less of a "sparkle?""

“How did they shoot this scene without bursting in laughter every 2 seconds…”
“Hey, Tim, can you, I don’t know, give me more of a “lust” and less of a “sparkle?””

YA’LL do you understand how much I adore Timothy Omundson. He. Like. If I had an older brother, I would hope it would be this guy.

You may know him from these endearing roles:

brom cc eli lof phl

He is my celebrity crush. Other people are like, “omg 1direcshun” and “omg shakeeria” and I’m just over here like “I KNOW YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY DAD BUT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SASSY EYES TIMOTHY OMUNDSON.”


And so we watch on.

"This wordplay just GETS me."

“Well, more like he had his servant snatch her…”

(May screenshots frakked up, sorry but I’m too lazy to do those again.) The way they toss words around like it ain’t no thing is my favorite. It’s rare to find a musical like that. I mean, this song is the same kind of thing. I died watching this: CLICK TO WATCH FUNNIEST music video ever. If you’re under 18, though, maybe don’t click that.

AND THEN THIS. OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST. Usually, in the “I’m the villain making the beautiful young woman marry me against her will” cliche, there is some kind of ominous, “you will love me” vibe, but these guys,

THESE GUYS JUST BUST UP THROUGH THAT LIKE, “Nah, we’re gonna have sex tonight.” No, “we will be…as one…” vague implications. They are like, “just write it like that.” And he’s SO ADORABLE delivering those lines. Haaaaaaahahhahaha I’m dying.

"It doesn't get cuter than this."

“It doesn’t get cuter than this.”

I may or may not update this with comments, but in case you haven’t seen the first bit of this show, the intro sequence is at least worth a giggle.

Who else has watched this masterpiece?

Screenshots from ABC duh

WAHOO!!! Christmas Advent Shop!


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So it’s 12:18 AM, I’m so tired, I have 12 people at my house right now, here is the illustration in case you have been living under rocks and shrubbery.


Totes cute. Nearly everyone who guessed what was happening was right. (Castiel in the corner, Armin in charge of decorations, Alexy with the monkey tail, Lysander with tinsel.)

I’m so tired. Christmas boutique will update in morning when alive.

*sleeps forever*

YES the boutique is up and it’s SO CUTE OMG.

So here is what I bought with my 25 tickets.


I am so excited. My Candy has cute hair. This is her hair from now on. *dies*

Game Review: Like A Fashionista


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Candy girl Kogas101 from My Candy Love sent me this game and said “hey you dumdum play this game or else!”

(It was more like ‘hey play this game it’s fun!’)

So it’s another game from Beemoov but does not include the states yet. I’m playing on the UK site. Its pretty interesting.

The premise is to be the most fashionable/pretty/popular girl in the whole world and beat all the other, ugly, not popular girls by buying pretty dresses and shi…ny jewels.

The game currency is in Fashionista Dollars (FD) and the rewards for finishing quests are in Fashionista Attitude (FA). I am still a little bit shaky on the purpose of everything, but hey, it’s my first day chill out you judgementalists.

Although it is super fun to be able to choose skin tones, multi-colorhair, and some pretty neat clothing, I don’t like the fact that you need to go to the gym.

My fashionista is 130lbs right now, and that is just fine. I’m 130lbs in real life, and at 5’7”, that is a perfectly normal weight. Would I like to lose 5lbs to fit into those size 26 jeans that I bought prematurely from XXI? Yes. Yes, I would. But I would not want to lose 10lbs because then I will look gross and my hubs will not want to cuddle with my boney bones.

And, if I can gain/lose weight, why can’t my fashionista reflect it? They don’t have different doll sizes or clothing sizes. It’s just an ambiguous number.

I don’t think ambiguous was the right word.

If I wanted my fashionista to be curvy at 150lbs, why can’t they make a body type for it? Eh?! That bit bugged me.


So we start out picking from a good amount of clothing/hair/eye/mouth options. Sweet. I’m so cool.

Then, you can go on to customize your fashionistathisissolongi’mgoingtocallthemfashiesihopethatisn’tanoffensivetermijustmadeitup by buying different makeups and hairstyles. Literally over 700 different hairstyles. AND you can customize the hair by choosing to ombre.

Here’s me after all the fabulousness happened.


That’s my druggie boyfriend, Gene, a retired tv new anchor. I can’t break up with him because apparently you can only date/break up with someone once a day. Wooo….

They have some really fun minigames. Like. So fun. The 15+ puzzle boards are my favorite. So easy.



There are also some pretty aggravating glitches. I end up closing the window and repoening a new tab so it can load properly.


You go through a short tutorial that boosts you through the first few levels. I chose to spend as little FD as possible. There’s also something called “challenges” but I don’t get them so I’m not even going to try.

They have a Christmas Advent/Travel event right now with special games and quests. Neat! It looks like a ton of work has gone into this site.


Over all, I think it’s totally worth it if you feel like spending some time dallying around the internet.

8.5/10, worth the play.


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