So, The episode starts, and you meet nosy Peggy who gets off by digging for dirt! Yay. Then something crazy is happening in the student counsel room…I chose to just walk away. I don’t like drama in my real life, so of course I’m not going to like drama in the game…
I WILL GIVE YOU ONE GUESS WHAT HAS HAPPENED.
THAT’S RIGHT. NATHANIEL LOST IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS. AGAIN. FREAKING – FREAKING I KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS MONKEY BIDDNESS FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME.
So I wish there was an option to say “IT WAS AMBER CAUSE SHE BE CRAY CRAY” and we could skip all this looming detective work…because this is how the game works so far:
Nathaniel screws up
EVERYTHING some important, life threatening thing, he/the principal/Amber complain to me, I’m forced to either do something or risk being suspended, everyone hates me while I try to fix their mistake, and I waste thousands of AP.
Why can’t the game be like THIS –>
Because 1.) Nathaniel doesn’t know how to keep track of papers, so even if he did steal them, he would lose them again. 2.) Amber is a crack whore who sells candy to babies and then takes the candy away from them, and 3.) It’s always somehow my problem. And it’s not because I’m a “goody-goody…” I’ll have you know, I spray painted a staircase, bitches!! That makes me SO HARDCORE.
SO. As we talk to Nathaniel, he swears that he is the only person with a copy of the key… Hmmm…and WHO do you live with, mister? That’s right. The girl with mad cow disease IN HER BRAIN.
After I finish talking to Captain Loses Everything, I get a notification that I have to meet 5 different characters. You know what this looks like? This looks like AT LEAST 24AP that I’m going to have to spend looking for these tramps I smell drama already.
First, I met Melody in the student counsel room. She knew who I was because Nathaniel talks about me. D: le gasp.
Next, I meet Cappucine in the classroom. Apparently she’s tight with Amber…if you know what I’m sayin’….
Kim, who is kind of a bia. Seriously, who goes around calling people “little girl?” You’re in this high school too…so you’re about 17? Yeah. Almost a year difference. ALMOST. Also, arm-sleeves were SO 2001. (FYI, I remember when Hot Topic was actually a metal/rocker store, and not some place for 13 year old wannabe hipsters to buy their Twilight memorabilia D: )
Aaaand this is Violet. MYAHH~ (one free drawing to anyone who can guess the reference!!)
IN THE COURTYARD – Castiel Good of you to join us.
“Did you hear? Nathaniel is in serious trouble, he lost the key to the teacher’s lounge and some stuff got stolen.”
“And this concerns me how?” I bet Lysander would be interested in what I have to say D:
“Don’t you think we should try to help him after all?”
“I just told you I’m not concerned at all with any of this.”
So how about instead of you walking away like a pansy-face who got his cupcake stolen by a chubby kid, change the subject like an adult and ask me how my day has been, ass. >:( Seriously.
(I have to do this all of the time in the real world. Example: I’m talking to my boss, and he asks a highly inappropriate question…“So, how do you like my new boxers?” My reply (instead of walking away, as Castiel so expertly demonstrated) is “They sure are! So about those financials from last month…”)
SO HERE IS HOW MY DAY HAS BEEN, CASTIEL, SINCE YOU DIDN’T ASK.
I just got called “little girl” by a 30 year old senior, am being traumatized because WHERE WERE ALL THESE HIPSTERS WHEN I COULD NOT FIND KIKI, Amber is still breathing the same air as me, I have YET AGAIN been roped into cleaning up after Nathaniel’s jello brain, and I have a strong feeling that I wasn’t nice enough to John Lennon in the last episode. I’m having a horrible day! I’m going to go find Lysander, HE will give me backrubs and butterfly kisses while wearing only a loincloth for my viewing pleasure.
LYSANDER, HI, LOOK, I MADE ANOTHER DRAWING OF US!
“That’s right! So you and Castiel are good friends, right?” WOO! Lysander.
After I talked to EVERYONE except Dajan and Amber and Li and Charlotte, I go to the main hallway and decide that it was Amber who did it, because I hate her.
OUT OF NOWHERE, CRAZY AUNTIE SHOWS UP. WHERE THE HECKKS WERE YOU LAST EPISODE!? DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH AP I WASTED ON YOUR X-ED OUT SPACE ASS?!
Why hello, Castiel
“I’m trying to help Nathaniel find the key to the teachers’ lounge. Have you seen it?”
“Ok, I won’t push it.” You’re a LIAR. I can tell by your tone that you want to push it.
“Cool, you finally get it.”
ESSSCUUUUUSE ME?! I’m just looking for a key and asking if you’ve seen it, and this is the FIRST TIME THAT I ASKED! I ALSO asked this question in the same tone, inflection, and manner as when I was looking for Kiki. You pompous ass.
And then my candy does the opposite of what I would say the next time I run into Castiel…
“Come on, tell me the truth, I’ll get it all settled and won’t say anything. Promise!” WTF, game. I already chose AMBER as the thief. Why would you make me accuse my beloved asshole?!?! It made me lose 8 affinity with him. WTF. WTF WTF WTF.
“Yes, the truth is I had nothing to do with this and you’re starting to get on my nerves.” I AM ALSO GETTING ON MY OWN NERVES.
O.M.F.G. Did I not JUST SAY I thought AMBER did it?
1. Why is Castiel inside of the school.
2. Why is my Candy acting like a bitch to him, even though she knows he didn’t do it.
3. Why can’t we all just get along.
4. Coconut shampoo smells weird.
I see him again, and I’m forced to say “Hey… You’re the specialist for stealing keys, aren’t you. What about the one for the door under the staircase for example?” WHAT THE MYAAARRRR!?
I would never say that. To anyone. Even to Amber.
“I told you I had nothing to do with it, stop getting on my nerves and go look for those keys!”
OMG. I AM. IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU ARE IN MY WAY. ALSO, IT IS NOT MY JOB TO LOOK FOR KEYS. But, my affinity didn’t go down, so that’s nice.
Then I run into Lysander who GIVES ME THE KEYS! Yay! This only happens if you chose to walk away at the beginning of the episode.
I find Nathaniel next who is super excited! As if breaking into the teacher’s lounge will somehow solve the fact that the copies of the exams are floating around the student population, I agree to it 1000% by force!
My candy thinks it would be smart. Moron.
So the plan is to see the principal stalking through the hallways like a lunatic 3 times, THEN I can enter the teacher’s lounge and move on.
So here I am. I found a “worn and cheap” bracelet under some chairs lol. GUESS WHO WEARS BRACELETS FROM WALMART?! AMBER. I make my own bracelets out of orphan tears.
I saw Lysander’s file, but didn’t open it because….OMG WTF I SHOULD HAVE OPENED IT TO TELL YOU GUYS WHAT WAS IN THERE D: I’M SORRY! HERE’S ANOTHER PICTURE AS AN APOLOGY. I GROVEL AT YOUR FEET. YOU CAN’T SEE IT. BUT I’M GROVELING.
EDIT: A ginormous “THANK YOU!” to Carison for opening the folder and providing the following dialogue! (Drop by her page and shower her with your undying thanks!)
You open the folder and it says….
“Lysander is a Scorpio and has AB negative blood. His grades are pretty good… He has a brother named Leigh who runs a clothes shop in town”
“Wow! His brother is a salesman in the clothes shop! Now that I think about it, they do look similar… (put the file back.)”
The next time you see Lysander, your dumbass Candy will blurt out that she looked through it, and Lysander will freak the holy geebus out on you Goodbye, hot boy :3 THANK YOU CARISON!!<3<3<3
So I totally got caught by the principal, and Nathaniel was all, “you worthless slave!” But I was like, FRAK you and your grabby hands, go find a girlfriend you homo.
CASTIEL NICE TO SEE YOU.
“Hey, I heard everything, the principal caught you in the teachers’ lounge?”
“Yes but like I said, she just kicked me out, so it’s not that bad.”
“You’re really not gifted, whatever you do, you always get caught. “
Thanks, ass AFFINITY -15…now my affinity is 79 BOOOO.
So I found Cappuccine and she told me it was Amber’s cheap ass bracelet. So I cornered her and said AHA! I WAS CORRECT! AMBER IS A SNEAKTHIEF! But suspiciously, Cappuccine got defensive and left angry! They must be having a lover’s quarrel.
So I overhear Amber in the classroom, narrating her every move, as usual, saying that she hid the exams. Luckily for me, I’m awesome and know exactly where they are. PROBABLY IN HER LOCKER. And since she moved her locker in the last episode…MUAHAHAHHAA TO THE STAIRWELL!
So there they are, totally not hidden at all. This administration is ridiculous.
So I spoke with Nathaniel who can’t believe the truth. And Amber is a bitch with horrible grammar XD. LOOK AT THIS.
I saw Lysander on the way back, and he asked me to look around for his notebook Of all the cute girls wandering the hallways, he chose ME to do this wonderful thing for him
OHMAHGLAHB. THIS CALLS FOR FAN ART OF ME AND LYSANDER. ENJOY.
So. I end up back in the hallway…and it’s DATE TIME!
I don’t get enough $$ for another 3 hours, so I’ll come back and edit this with the ending date scene
CHOOSE THE FUGLY WHORE ENSEMBLE.
TO BE EDITED WITH DATE SCENE IN 3 HOURS
I’m walking through the hallways, now dressed like a multi-colored skittle that has been festering in the dumpster for several weeks. Classy. Then Amber pops up and blames me for being suspended D: NO BIASH!
And now, a quote from our viewers:
“So Castiel wants you to look like a skittle in a dumpster…. and Nathaniel wants you to look like a french maid. *sigh* ….Lysander would let us pick out our own clothes. :3″
(Castiel came out of nowhere and put his arm around my shoulders.)
HE CALLED ME HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!
…………..I’m so disappointed. Let’s have a poll! What is my Candy choking on right now?
Did ju liek dis?!
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